February 2012
354 posts
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
GG Fandom: WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY??!! WORST SHOW EVER!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABIES?!
Josh Safran: What's that fans?? You want MORE Dair?!? As you wish!
GG Fandom: That's it. I'm going on strike until this Dair fuckery stops!
Josh Safran: Viewers drop to 800,000?? That must mean not enough Dair for them! Let's throw in some sex!
GG Fandom: If this doesn't end soon I'm going to shit on Safran's life.
Josh Safran: Oh you guys love Chuck? I'm gonna make him into a wonderful human being then make sure he's absolutely miserable and gets nothing in life he deserves or wants! You don't like Dan?? GIVE HIM ALL THE THINGS!!!
GG Fandom: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Safran.
Josh Safran: I think they like me.
TYPE YOUR NAME: stephanie
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: sdgtfrplhjasnjfd
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: stephanie
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: sdfrikgfdsg
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: zscvgbh
dad: in 20 years time you'll be watching one of these boyband programmes with your hands over your eyes saying "what was i thinking?!"
mum: and your kids will be laughing at their hair, their clothes, their music...
dad: and you'll be like I LOVED THAT ONE
me: i'll also be like AND THAT ONE'S YOUR FATHER
this is amazing
If I saw Josh Safran on the street....
beelieve:
I’d tap him on the shoulder and say…
And then…
And then I’d probably fly into a rage and….
And while he’s laying on the street I’d bend down in his face and say…
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
